My awkward life.

tardisblue-alphared: im crying because did disney miss the part...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:01:32 -0400

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.

ellierratic: tardiscrash: Iron Man has defeated the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:47:51 -0400

ellierratic:

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:46:34 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:54:25 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: squidwurd: im on the highway...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:40:21 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

squidwurd:

im on the highway to hell

the usual view outside the impala windshieled

this-is-clarity: So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:38:57 -0400

this-is-clarity:

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”

Legolas is Moon Moon

geniusbillionairesassmaster: SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:34:18 -0400

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

mollywhopping: this is the most important thing you will ever...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:27:49 -0400

mollywhopping:

this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life

echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:26:25 -0400

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:21:06 -0400

schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:13:42 -0400

schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

moveslikekeithrichards: oh no ohhh nooo ohh look at this look look at this mess all over my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:13:27 -0400

moveslikekeithrichards:

oh no

ohhh nooo

ohh look at this

look

look at this mess

all over my shoe

ohh no

I’ve stepped in some of your bullshit

emptyl0vers: Dying

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:09:12 -0400

emptyl0vers:

Dying

singalong-mockingbird: My sister arranged the trenchcoat and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:07:10 -0400

singalong-mockingbird:

My sister arranged the trenchcoat and leather jacket in the closet.

totallynotagentphilcoulson: iameridone: I have seen the depths...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:04:39 -0400

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

iameridone:

I have seen the depths of hell in those blue eyes.

A̴͍̥̳̠̞̹ͩ̋̆ͤͅR̖͉̼̱̮͐̓ͤ̒̅͜͞Ę̵̝̳̖͓̮ͮ͌̿ͩ̊̃̈ ͇̱͍̙̍ͅY̊̋͏̥͙͙͍̖̬O̤͓̭̝̭̺͒̊̔̐͗́U̷͖̣̲̝̲͎̰̝ͨͦ̒̈́͆̆̍͡͡ ̛̱̩̰̞̙͚̯̳̍̆̾ͦ̓͘͡F̜̙̣̱ͫ͐̒̈́͒͗̽ͩ͒Ḙ̠̞͚̻͔ͩ͟͝E̻̻̹̹͋ͦͨͧ͟L̝̤̹̩̹͕̱͑ͤ̓ͨͩͤ͋̒Ȋ̧̠̞̬̼͇̞̲̻̒̀͘͠N̯͚̄̅͋ͤͬ̅͒ͣG̬̫̯̩̻̬̱̻̟̊̐ͭ̒̊̏ͮ̕ ̸̧̆̓͒͏̣̲̩͇Ḭ̻̩̻̱̬̌͂̉Ṭ̴̥̥̬̬ͭ̐̄ͫ͟ͅ ̓͒̀҉̤͈̭̞͉̲̯͝N̪͕̐̀͆͌́̽ͣͫ͞O͌̍͋ͫ̒̂҉̬W̦̺̮͍̰͉̣̬͚͒̓̉͑̌̚͢ ͂̄̚҉̖̮̩̜̪̣̦̼̣M̧͓ͭ̐̍ͧͩR̻̈́̈́͒ͮ.̬̹͔̮̣̑ͨ ̸̴͚̹̫̬̤͖́͋ͪ̉̓K͚͈͖̣̞̋ͣͯͭR̭̜͍͚̬̝̖̲̋͊͊͜A͔͋͊͠B̧̙ͯͨ͡Ś̫̹̪̺̣̹̳̾ͫ̊ͣ͐̏͠?͉̆͗̈͗̍͆̈͢͜

tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:02:05 -0400

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

putmedownpunk: #kermit you uplifting motherfucker

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:01:55 -0400

putmedownpunk:

#kermit you uplifting motherfucker

yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:06:40 -0400

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:01:00 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

lipsgallagher: I’M A MONSTER!

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:00:16 -0400

lipsgallagher:

I’M A MONSTER!